| Bio: | I am always grounded. my parents don't trust me even though I do not smoke, drink, or have sex. They are always yelling at me and I am consistently not allowed to hang out with my friends. As a result, I have become accustomed to watching hockey every night during the season. It gives me something to do and I really enjoy it. I'm a high school senior and I have been ready to go to college for about 4 years now. I want to be a corporate lawyer when i grow up, and maybe eventually take over for Gary Bettman. If that doesn't work out, maybe I will just write for ESPN the magazine. who knows. I really want to go to University of British Columbia and get the fuck out of my parents house. No more rules for me. I plan to travel to a different country every summer. I'm starting with Canada. I've already got it mapped out, every last detail. I'm just working on who to take with me. It will probably take me forever to figure that out, I'm very fickle. It takes me no less than an hour to decide what movie to watch. It takes me no less than an hour to decide what shirt to put on. It takes me no less than an hour to decide how to start my essay. This means I usually take awhile to finish things. I always walk on the right side of people so that everything is balanced out. It probably doesn't make sense to you, but it does to me. I hate when people can't spell. For Christ's sake, it's not that hard. My friends and I are planning the ultimate revenge on someone who has been very mean to us. It's the kind of revenge that haunts you forever and is a part of everything you do. And it's no less than he deserves. The one big thing with me is loyalty. If you can't be loyal, what can you really be? Loyalty is everything to me, if a friend chooses a certain boy over me, there's going to be problems. and by problems i mean you better watch out because i am not above revenge. I was taught an eye for an eye, someone wrongs you, you wrong them back. While two wrongs don't make a right, it does make it fair. What's not right is letting someone get away with something. One of my most hated things in life is english class. Why analyze things? why not just appreciate them for what they are? I will never understand why Willy Loman was a "tragic hero". I hate Blanche DuBois more than I hate some real people. I think Streetcar Named Desire is the worst thing ever written. And i do mean that. I think it's absolutely terrible, and if I ever encounter someone who reminds of someone from that play, I will seriously have to fight back the urge to strangle them. I also hate George Orwell with a passion. Why can't he just sit down? I can't stand when people badmouth this country, yet hide behind it's protection. They talk shit about the United States, but they know they're better off here. If they hate it so much, why don't they move? oh, that's right, because no other country has a better government. How about they try living in South Korea for a few days, then maybe they can tell me who the real dictator is. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that people want to use ethanol for gas. It's too good to be true guys. It's not a savior, there has to be something wrong about it. And it's got to be a huge something wrong. I think it's also ridiculous that people think that by them not using their car for one day, it will change the environment. What's done is done, people, there's no turning back. While it is a shame that people like Michael Moore cannot find happiness in this country, it is their own fault, as they cannot see what is in front of them. I do hope that one day they'll realize there is no comparison to this country, and maybe they'll retract everything bad they've ever said about it. The people who really kill me, are the people who bring strollers to the mall. Your 2 month old does not want to be there. I do not want it to be there. No one else wants it to be there. you take up the whole fucking aisle and i want you gone. |
